John Egbert

Hello+, Jo+hn

Hey look at that I have 50 followers. Cool.

Always be yourself. 
          Or a mermaid.
          Or a unicorn.
          Any of those will work.

Ummmm I think my aunts dogs are lesbian or one is secretly a guy with out his ... you know.

❇✨HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ✨❇
          
          Don't blow up any one. 

I wanted to be beautiful so I became a princess.

Why does rain make me happy?

Guys I'm bored what should I do?

Does anyone know how to build a hovercraft 

Hid him bored. Question? * raises hand. How do you create a hovercraft ?