No_Megan

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I think the fact that my dad used to sing me to sleep as a 4 yr old by singing MLK by U2 fundamentally fucked me up in some way but I’m not gonna unpack that. 

patipati96

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im just finding out about your stories Bleeding teeth and Slim fucking Shady and man do I wish I could read them  they sound so interesting and SOMEONE MUST HAVE THEM

No_Megan

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Bleeding teeth was a full fledged novel that I’ve been reworking to have the main male character be my husband (yeah I met him and fell off the earth writing eminem fic lmao) so I might re-publish idk lmao, or try to go for actually publishing but not sure yet! 
            And I can’t get Slim Fucking Shady back unfortunately though I do feel bad for it (Wattpad was fair to get rid of it, it was lowkey fucked lmao) but I did see someone who completely ripped off it’s plot cause someone tagged me in it, but it was forever ago! (Can’t write as good as me though if I do say so) 
            Anyways, short story made long lol
            But I really appreciate the enthusiasm over my work and wish I could be more helpful! 
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No_Megan

was having lunch with my husband this afternoon when a group of guys at a table right beside us started talking about their wives and one said “she exercises an amount of control I find unforgivable, I need to work on that” and proceeds to bitch about how she didn’t want to hang out with his friends one night because she wasn’t feeling good…
          I wish hell was real just so men like that had a place to go. 
          And I hope she gets a divorce some time soon. 

No_Megan

“Why can’t you let people enjoy things? Why do you have to be a hater?” Because hating stimulates critical engagement, it engages literacy and analysis. We need to stop normalizing mindlessly consuming content, but rather thinking about it below surface level enjoyment. Hating is a part of that, it forces you to confront what you dislike, why you dislike something, and confront the issues with a text. 
          Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. 

No_Megan

I love how everyone’s obsessed with Mark Carney now and even my dad admitted to me the other day that he thinks Carney is the right guy for the job, after he literally screamed at me for voting for him. 
          
          Anyways loving being a Canadian rn lmao