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Er, hi. My name's Lu. So, let's say we've already met. Here are some things not to do: Be a liar. Be arrogant. Be ignorant. Anyway, I'm not one to judge so you can talk to me without fear. I'm actually a pretty easy going person. Now, I would also describe myself as being a pessimist. If that puts some of you off, I don't really care. I may even have some otaku-like qualities. Yes, I watch anime, but video games are more my forte. That aside, I care for everyone, but not for anyone. So, I'm not in a relationship right now. More importantly, I have a life and I'm living it. Maybe I'll bring a partner into it later. Maybe it'll be you... I love music especially Radiohead and I believe this goes without saying, but creepers gonna creep and haters gonna hate. And if you're either one of them stay away from me.
Songs I like from Radiohead: 2+2=5, Karma Police, Creep, Idioteque, A Wolf at The Door, Paranoid Android.
Places: My room. Mind you, the door was invented on purpose. My thoughts. They aren't tangible, nor can you see them, but they are a place.
Snacks?: And the nominees are...! Strawberry Sunday, pocky, and a bag of cheetos. Just not all together.
Colors: Red, black, white, blue, chrome, crimson, vermilion, magenta, cerulean.
Sports?: Well, you see I usually sport a fedora and vest. Oh, you meant real sports... Moving on!
Tv?: I much prefer my computer.
Dislikes: Emo/scene kids are a wallowing weeping heap of uselessness. They have no ambition. They really have nothing to cry about. I mean, your sibling could be dead or your parents abuse you or your an orphan or a starving child in a poor country. A breakup with Sally or Joey isn't so bad I'm sure. A waste of space, really. What is cool about being sad all the time? I don't see why you would label yourself "emo" or anything else. I'd rather just be "me." Another thing I don't care for is terrible grammar. You're smart enough to know where an apostrophe goes, I'm sure. Or did you not attend 1st grade?
- Iowa, that place you mistake for Idaho.
- JoinedJuly 14, 2011
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Install Me - Part 1
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This computer geek knows all about technology, but when a digital girl materializes in his room will he be ab...