As I am not using this account to publish erotica I have no need to try to seem sexy. This should give me the freedom to be funny and self deprecating.
But it is hard to be self deprecating when all your bodily fluids are pure awesomeness; which covers your rock hard abs in a glistening shine every time you look in the mirror.
The poet Robert Dylan asked "How many roads must  a man walk down before you can call him a man?"
The philosopher Douglas Adams calculated it to be 42.
I have run down all of them chasing after garbage trucks as part of my day job.