Honey I'm the kinda person who'll cry if you get hurt, physically, mentally or emotionally, if you die a part of me will die too, and then cry about it, think of endless possibilities of events that could unfold if you didn't die, cry about you in the shower, be depressed, stuff myself with ice cream (that's a plus),and genuinely CARE about you, but only if you were as perfect as a fictional boy.

Wassup hoomans,

I'm Geetali(I hope you have a LOT of fun pronouncing that) a not-so-normal 16 year old(rn).

Here're a few things about me:

- Stuff I'm good at : Sleeping, eating and being a potato.

-Stuff I'm bad at : Dancing, singing, trying not to be socially awkward, and       a lot of other things.

-Stuff I like doing: Reading, writing(coz ily<3),singing, dancing, being a blanket burrito when I read, being a bitchy potato for bitchy hoomans and a nice potato for others.

-I AM A BEANZ (I STAN PRETTYMUCH!!)

- I'm short AF. AND DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT, IT'S JUST ENOUGH TO PUNCH YOU WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES.

-I'm a single pringle (I KNOW that pringles come in a pack of what 100 or something, but it rhymes!!). :)

- The day I'll ever THINK of settling down with a fellow hooman or potato is somewhere between never and never.(I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY FOREVER, I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND THOSE PRETTY COLGATE-AD WORTHY TEETH OF YOURS WILL TAKE FOREVER TO COME BACK.)

*after adjusting my clothes and fixing my wild hair*(in a British accent) Oh! I'm awfully sorry for by sudden outburst .

I bet a 100000000 bucks that you read that in a Brit accent!

With that typed.

B-Bye. ILY

XOXO

~_.Boo._.Yah._