Canada eh? 

Zayn, don't break my table!
Niall, I don't like potatos, try tomato instead.
Louis, I eat carrots, so you like me, right?
Harry, come into my kitchen. I want cookies. 
Liam, who do you consider mommy direction? Me thinks it's Zayn.

Canadian and proud.
Reasons:
It snows all year round.
We all own moose.
We ski to school.
We all live in igloos.
Everyone dresses like lumberjacks. Hey Liam, you'll fit right in!

Harry lights up Lous world like nobody else, the way Liam flicks his hair gets Zayn overwhelmed, but when Niall smiles at the ground, it's not hard to tell, he don't know, oh oh, he don't know he's beautiful.

Let's dance in Styles, let's dance for a while, heaven can wait we're only watching for Niall, hoping for Zayn but expecting the Payne, are you going to drop the Lou on us?

One Direction's on replay, yeah on replay. Harry's got the bed to shake, the bed to shake.    
Larry's going all the way, yeah all the way. 
And Zayn's still wide awake.


@the1DInfections : My wonderful wattpad bestie who is the most random person i know. If anyone who lives in England is reading this, could you send her some Jaffa cakes and mango ice cream for me? The wonderful Larry to my Niam. The female One Direction. 

I ship: Larry, Niam, LiLo, Nouis, Lirry, Ziam, Narry, Ziall, Zouis and Zarry. If you don't know who these people are, kindly get off my page and go die in a hole.

My favourite quote is: Screw heaven, I'm going to 1Derland - Baillie Noell

The ~ is my favourite letter and squiggle is my favourite word. That is all. 

The girl you just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

Toodles!