I HAVE NOW FOUND THE SHORT CUT
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A Second account of AlphyneandFrans, shhh, don't tell.
I couldn't keep away from my writing forever!

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Hamiltrash.

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Look at this beautiful Septiplier thing I made:

*Pulls you into Fandom*
Welcome to the most agonizing, beautiful, popular (Before or After Phan) ship to ever live.

Rule #1 
Jack is going to crush your dreams

Rule #2
You are at one point going to end up on Wattpad, Fanfiction, or Archive of Our Own, and 90% of the stories will have a hospital scene.

Rule #3 
If you aren't a fan of smut, be very, VERY careful. It will find you, and there's no going back.

Rule #4
There will be times when you'll hear something that will steal your faith from this beautiful ship. [ "Even if they were gay and I was gay, and none of us had boyfriends, probably still no" (I really resent you for that, Jack) or people hating on you for your it, or you feel down because you think it'll never happen,] you just need to wait it out. These lows happen to everyone, just rest assured knowing that Mark isn't a jerk, and that even if it doesn't happen in life, you'll probably see them after you die. They'll be holding hands, trust me.

Rule #5
Do not watch PAX near other people, they will stare at you.

Rule #6
Do not, under any circumstance, send them links to pictures or fanfictions. It is deeply frowned upon by everyone everywhere.

Rule #7
While going through a Rule #4 phase:
HAAAAAAAVE FUUUN WITH THAAAAAAT