Ok so y'all I went out for a walk and some dude thought it be funny if he stuck out his leg and tripped me , I fell hard and I pretended I was dead (I know their are better ways to deal with things) when he saw I didn't get up he started freaking out. He took out and started to call 911,I got up and said"WOAH there"
He just stared at me,dropped his phone and took off running.I just stood there,then I picked up the phone and just went back home
Firstly I got a free phone so ayee
Secondly I'm a great actor
Thirdly I better give the phone back tomorrow or not
(Cause I mean free phone)