NonCorporealNymphOrc
Fnaf SB has grabbed me by the dick and dragged me
NonCorporealNymphOrc
NonCorporealNymphOrc
Do I actually want to return, or is this a mistake...
NonCorporealNymphOrc
I want someone to beat me with a blunt force object so I can cry while also having an excuse on why my work isn't turned in other than I was to depressed yesterday to understand it was friday.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
I am so oily rn so here goes
I will personally deep throat your nee caps so when I regurgitate them you can feel your moist and sufficiently covered in saliva nee caps as I lick them back into place.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
@Im-a-Bus I don't know, one day I just felt the ghost feeling of it and I had to write it down.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
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SOMETIMES I WANT SOMEBODY TO BE MY DOM NOT BECAUSE I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO SMEX ME UP REAL GOOD, SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO CHANGE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING BUT CAN'T FIND THE WILL TO DO IT AND IN TURN WANT SOMEONE TO KEEP ME IN CHECK! A WHILE AGO I DECIDED I WOULD START TAKING SHORTER SHOWERS! GUESS WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!?! FUCKING SHORTER SHOWERS! THEY ARE STILL OBNOXIOUSLY LONG AND IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN GO OUT AND GET A LEGAL SEXUAL PARTNER ONLINE OR AT A CLUB OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M UNDER AGE AND ON TOP OF THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS ~more vanilla than a sugar cookie~ AND LEGITIMATELY CONFIRMED THAT TO MY FACE SO /FUCK/.
I'M ALSO CONCERNED THAT I'M TECHNICALLY CHEATING ON HIM BECAUSE WITH HIS VANILLA SELF, THIS CHICK WHO IS VERY OPENLY A TOP AND IS MY FRIEND AND TEASES ME BECAUSE I'M A FUCKIN BOTTOM, AND THE FACT THAT I'M A SENSUAL ASS HOE AND LEGIT TOOK SAID TOP FRIEND'S HOODIE AND BASICALLY CUDDLED IT BECAUSE I NEEDED SOME PHYSICAL ATTENTION AND COULDN'T OBTAIN ANY BECAUSE BOYFRIEND WAS NOT PRESENT! MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE DOING THE THING WHERE WE BOTH DON'T HAVE JOBS BECAUSE WE LEGALLY CAN'T WORK ANYWHERE SO WE HAVEN'T GONE ON LEGITIMATE DATES AND I MOVED CITIES SO I HAVEN'T INVITED ANYONE OVER BECAUSE OF CUSTODY CHANGES SO I DON'T KNOW IF IT WILL OFFEND HIM IF I DO SOMETHING WITH MY FRIENDS FIRST OR SOMETHING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK!
AnotherUselssHumanCJ
@SatanicShipper666 it's your friend I think it's fine to be close to friends and it's not like you're going to ghost your boyfriend and run away with your friend to another state.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
To all the people that follow me that I don't:
This is a reminder that the only way to be perfect is to be what YOU want to be because perfection is an opinion and nobody's opinion of perfection is more important than your's when it comes to yourself. I love you. Don't forget it.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
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No my squishable friend, I am telling you that you have high standards for yourself, and that sometimes you must let yourself vibe. Relaxation. No what the fuck Richards from all the haters. Because you are legitness, and nobody should be allowed to spill lipstick in your Valentino white bag.
DuckGoesM00
Are you calling me not perfect?
I’m offended
I thought you were bae..... turns out........... you’re just fam :’(
DuckGoesM00
You know what, I’m gonna say it!
I don’t care that you broke your .......
NonCorporealNymphOrc
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WHAT SHOULD I PAINT FOR MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HER BUT SHE'LL BITCH IF I DON'T MAKE HER SOMETHING AND ILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED AND DON'T HAVE NICE PAINT. I HAVE LIQUID WALMART STYLE PAINT BUT ILL MAKE IT WORK! PLEASE HELP I HAVE LIKE 12 HOURS
Im-a-Bus
@SatanicShipper666 koi fish are fun to paint and fairly easy if you have a reference image to base it off of.
NonCorporealNymphOrc
I never know if masochism is my thing because I hate myself so much or if I actually get turned on because of the pain...
NonCorporealNymphOrc
@Sweet-Potato-251 thanks for validating my inability to understand what my brain does
NonCorporealNymphOrc
happy new year party peeps!