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Okay, hear me out :
You know how most girls bring their boyfriends to meet their family or whatever— what if Akasha brought them to meet Compress because she didn't have a dad to judge then, but she considered him her father-
And like when she joined the League, before getting with him, she brought ALL of her boyfriends through the "Masu Test" where they meet Mustard and he judges the fuck out of them the entire time they're there. And if he didn't like him, Akasha would break up with the boyfriend. But, even if Mustard liked the boyfriend he would pretend he didn't because he's that jealous salty bois, and Akasha would willingly break up with them because she was holding them to the standards of Mustard because that's who she'd rather be with, anyways, so she'd compare them to him. But, all her boyfriends could tell they liked each other, and they were just like secretly shipping them the entire time because they just knew she was going to break up with them-
JUST IMAGINE THE "MASU TEST" GOING DOWN-
"Masu! This is my boyfriend ___!"
"Nice to meet you."
"Aka, did you get this one out of the fucking garbage?"
"Be nice, Masu!"
"Sorry, Aka."