I love my second aunt when she calls.
Aunt: You got a new boyfriend?
Me: No...
Aunt: Say wuuuuuuuuuuuut?! You definitely have someone that catched your eye, don't you?
Me: No, I really don't.
Aunt: Anyway, they'll come flying towards you, don't worry. You can trust me with that!
Me: Alriiiiight
Yeah no, I'm forever alone I guess. Miss me with that hetero luck