Norichiiiiii

YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo,  next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Norichiiiiii

YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo,  next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Norichiiiiii

update, my hand got better and my blood flow is normal in my hand so um, guess I'll live
          
          anywho, im writing a book cuz y nor

MasterOfThynSimping

@Norichiiiiii 
            That's good, pirates live hard lives.
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Norichiiiiii

@SimpForThynToga Yeah I'm not gonna be a pirate like my lovely father told me
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MasterOfThynSimping

@Norichiiiiii 
            Yay! I'm glad you're healing!
            
            Also, noice
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Norichiiiiii

I'm going to the hospital for a few days to get some lovely stitches so um um
          
          
          
          i won't be on alot, but like.......
          
          
          
          
          i still hate ya'll /j

MasterOfThynSimping

@Norichiiiiii 
            Oh- imma go shoot that door.*Insert gun emoji* I hope your hand heals soon
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Norichiiiiii

@SimpForThynToga nah cuz a goddamn door almost broke my hand, I'm getting stitches cuz it almost ripped my finger off 
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MasterOfThynSimping

@Norichiiiiii 
            Okie, that's good. Also, oof, hopefully they'll see it's never meant to be.
            
            Well I hate you more/j
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