Not-Ur-Face

I swear if another person writes about the flight attendant being slutty. When have you ever seen a flight attendant flirting with anyone? Honestly? My mom is a flight attendant and so are a lot of her friends so I hate reading that I'm stories. 

My hair is really fucking frizzy today...

I feel like in any fic, preference, or even in a imagine if they guys have to go to rehab they always go to sunny side rehabilitation center. 

Why is it that every Michael story involves a depressed girl who "surprisingly" self harms?

I'm reading a fic that's kind of good but like the use of punctuation is ALWAYS needed. 
          
          Don't use it, don't write. 
          
          Simple rule that we should all follow. 

So my math teacher was helping me in on a problem on the computer and he was obviously behind me leaning over to type on the keyboard. No he didn't look down my shirt. But his breath smells so bad. Like dear lord I was trying to turn my head down to avoid it but it wouldn't go away. I thought I was going to throw up. Oh gosh it was so bad guys. I wanted to give him a stick of gum so bad. 

I just read a zombie apocalypse Harry fic and like, I fucking loved it. 

If you write a Louis fic. Do not. I repeat. DO NOT. Name the baby tommy. Tommy Tomlinson sounds fucking ridiculous. 

When you read a pregnancy series pref and every single one has either picked to "keep it a secret" or has a girl. Like damn boy you holdin onto the Y chromosome real tight. Baby boys exists people, having a girl isn't your only option. Unless you're reading a 1d pref. Then sorry it's all girls. 

Me and my boyfriends song is I'm in love with a monster by 5h. We think it really describes our relationship.