At my school, during lunch (cause we have to sit outside when it's rainy because covid) they gave us Home Depot buckets to sit on. Of course, Home Depot's homophobic and therefore so are the buckets, so we were dropkicking the buckets and refusing to sit on them.
Anyways, we told one of the teachers about the buckets being homophobic, and we had this idea that we could turn them into Homo Depot buckets, and she actually said we could. (of course there's the other teacher who doesn't know anything about this and will be furious when he finds out but still) So today I'm bringing a bunch of sharpies and we're turning the Home Depot buckets into Homo Depot buckets.
THE HOMO BUCKETS ARE COMING FOR YOU, HOME DEPOT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.