NotABlobBlob

Helpppppp I've thought I was non-binary and agender for forever but now I'm wondering if I'm genderfluid but also like I still just plain don't give a crap about gender? How do I know someone help me please

NotABlobBlob

Oh yeah and then now I'm wondering if I could be a demiboy? Idfk lol
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NotABlobBlob

At my school, during lunch (cause we have to sit outside when it's rainy because covid) they gave us Home Depot buckets to sit on. Of course, Home Depot's homophobic and therefore so are the buckets, so we were dropkicking the buckets and refusing to sit on them.
          Anyways, we told one of the teachers about the buckets being homophobic, and we had this idea that we could turn them into Homo Depot buckets, and she actually said we could. (of course there's the other teacher who doesn't know anything about this and will be furious when he finds out but still) So today I'm bringing a bunch of sharpies and we're turning the Home Depot buckets into Homo Depot buckets.
          THE HOMO BUCKETS ARE COMING FOR YOU, HOME DEPOT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

NotABlobBlob

So. I just came up with the best story idea ever, but I have zero time to write it. So if anyone wants to make a story out of this and tag me in it, I would be forever grateful.
          Basically there's two lesbians (of course it starts with two lesbians). They live in a 19th century orphanage with an abusive headmistress. They fall in love, then maybe they run away together, or join the circus, or fight off some ghost in the orphanage, I don't know. Anyways. You get the basic idea.
          PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ME THIS STORY

NotABlobBlob

OH MY GOD THANK YOU
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N1ght_7ky_L0ver

@NotABlobBlob IM WRITING A WHOLE ASS DRAFT RN
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NotABlobBlob

this message may be offensive
SNDJHDJHAJDJDHGSHDBBS GUYSSS
          UGH CRUSHES SUCK SO MUCH
          I WAS A DUMBASS AND DIDN'T BRING A JACKET SO MY CRUSH GAVE ME HER HOODIE EEEEEE
          *GAY PANIK*

NotABlobBlob

@Fandom_Narwhal AHEM I THOUGHT VERY MUCH ABOUT THIS DECISION I DIDNT TEXT YOU ABOUT IT FIRST CAUSE I DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE IT TWICE
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helloguyshru

@NotABlobBlob awwwwwww
            
            continue the story
            
            make it a story
            
            yes
            
            also that's awesome
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N1ght_7ky_L0ver

@NotABlobBlob Bro you're straight out of a romance movie
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NotABlobBlob

Hi guys I'm so so so sorry that I forgot to update my dark humor book TWO DAYS IN A ROW I had a lot going on and I'm trying to update right now but it's not letting me add pictures-
          Anygays I'M GETTING FLOOFY HAIR!!!! LIKE SHORT FLUFFY HAIR!!!! AND LIKE- GENDER EUPHORIA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NotABlobBlob

It finally worked!!! So I just added the four chapters that I missed... but now I have literally no memes left in my files :CCCC Anyways go check it out!
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NotABlobBlob

I'LL TRY IN THE MORNING
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NotABlobBlob

UGHHHHHH IT STILL WON'T LET ME UPDATE
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NotABlobBlob

Hi! I just published a new book. It's basically just a collection of dark humor memes because I wanted to publish something so I don't lose followers but I don't really have any time to write an actual story, sadly. However: NEXT SUMMER, OR EARLIER IF I EVER HAVE TIME, THERE WILL BE MORE GAYNESS. I PROMISE. AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR KAM @Igottadarkmind
          Anyways, go read my new book!

N1ght_7ky_L0ver

@NotABlobBlob Dark humor you say? MIA ON IT
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