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I am not a violent person! Take it back or I'll punch you!

I randomly check closets for Narnia

I've always wanted to spin around on a chair and say "I've been expecting you"

Some people just need a sympathetic pat...on the head.....with a hammer

You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my Santa Clause. But if you dare take my hat.... if you dare, I will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver..... So I suggest you don't.

Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thank you very much. 

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!! 

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Don't reach for the stars....you'll just look like some idiot stretching for no reason.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home



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