Definitely not Eli Baker

i LOVE YOU

I pasted away that night

[STATUS] I'm saying that my wife hasn't had any moisture in her nether regions for so long that I'm beginning to suspect that's she's sewed herself shut or maybe I'm just not doing it for her anymore.

I knew it! :(

paul? PAUL? PAUL MCCARTNEY? LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE GO AWAY