Definitely not Eli Baker

i hope you choke on your own spit and die

execute yourself phaggot

I pasted away that night

[STATUS] I'm saying that my wife hasn't had any moisture in her nether regions for so long that I'm beginning to suspect that's she's sewed herself shut or maybe I'm just not doing it for her anymore.

i love you eli never leave me you mean the world to me and i dont know what i would do without you. you are the john to my paul and i would do anything for you