DaBastard

Shii, I'm back, bitches, new year new surprises ig

Happy valentine's day :) yes, after all these days, I'm still here and happier than ever

Today is Jacksepticeye's birthday and 7 days before valentine's day :)

Asked my crush to be mah valentine's and he just gave the most stoic 'ok' that I've ever read on WhatsApp EVER

BITCHES, I NEED YO HELP 
          
          So basically what happened was, this morning my besti was like "imma go ask ur crush if he could give u his number" and i was like "wut" and she just sent over to him with no shame and started talking to him meanwhile I'm hiding behind my other friend
          
          So basically I got his number, but then in breaktime my 2 other friends went over to him while I was distracted and told him I liked him and he told them "I'll give him a chance" and they came back and told me the whole thing and I was like "wutdafuk" and then my other friend was like "wait, i wanna talk to him" then ALL of my friends went over to him and I just went to hide in the bathrooms
          
          In conclusion, I have his number and I dunno how to msg him. What am I supposed to say? I don't want to come off as too much of a flirt cuz he legit said he'd give me a chance so I gotta prove my worthyness although I am a huge flirt
          
          HELPPP MEEEE

The urge to block all the girls that follow me, but also not wanting to be rude, I mean u gotta give me credit, i started writing so there are more books for guys to read and I'm thinking about making a gender neutral book soon, but then all these cis women read my shit and I get so fuckin mad

My mom is allowing me to pierce my ears and nose, finally (´◉ω◉` )

My mom just bodyshamed me out of nowhere-

I have a crush on this dude at my school and everyone is so confused on why I like him cuz just imagine a kaminari/tendou kinnie just constantly flirting with a todoroki/ushijima kinnie

Am I the only one that thinks straight porn is mid?