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BANG BANG BANG BANG
UT Y/n: Writer? What exactly are you doing?
Preparing.
UT Y/n: Clearly. But for what?
December.
UT Y/n: But it is not even Halloween yet.
You think that'll stop them? Now get the power drill. I'm not sparing any expenses to keep those demons away.
UT Y/n: I'm hurt that you would use the title of demon in such a way.
You don't understand. This thing isn't human. It's a force of nature.
I...a lo...o...
Shit. It's early...!
UT Y/n: What is early? I would appreciate an explanation!
Forget the power drill! Just get the shotgun. NOW!
UT Y/n:" Here you go, but...where are you going?
Ther...s..us...on...I...ee...
To stave this thing off until November ends.
I...n't...out...pre...nea...tree...
Junko:"You're so noisy! Wait, is it that time? It's early."
Yeah, I know. I'm guessing you aren't going to try and help?
Junko:"Nope!"
UT Y/n:"Am I the only person that knows nothing about what is happening here?"
You'll know it when you see it.
Ma...my...is...com...true...
Junko:"Here it comes...!"
Al..I want...fo...ristma...is...
Bah humbug, you ghost of Christmas BITCH!
Cliclik!
It's not loaded. DAMMIT!
Yooooooooooooooooooooou~
DAMN YOU MARIAH CAREY-
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
...And so, they were defeated instantly by the might of the Christmas Spirit. Oct 29, 2022.