hey bitches i'm sam (they/she/he, i'm genderfluid use em all), local delinquent ex catholic lesbian. 19, disabled, often dubbed "a silly goose."

i'm autistic and cannot be normal about good omens. 

i wrote shitty one shots when i was like 14 when i was bored and i'm working on a super cool fic that's in first season canon. sorry. i procrastinated for two years. 

you can dm me to ask about my tumblr and insta if you want. assume i'm intimidated by you. i run a dungeons and dragons club, if that explains anything. 

my notifications are never on for anything because my parents are super conservative and think i'm gonna sell you guys crack or get kidnapped. i pinky promise i'm not ignoring you i'm just bein sneaky.