"Guns are impersonal. Knives are brutal. But an arrow... That's elegance. It's a handwritten letter in an age of text messages. A bow and arrow really says 'from me to you, with love and kisses.' "
-Clint Barton

I write in an effort to delete stuff from my brain so that I may sleep.

Otherwise, I'd much prefer to read.
  • JoinedAugust 2, 2022



Stories by NotTheBrightestToad
Save Her by NotTheBrightestToad
Save Her
{Story is finished, chapters posted as edited.} Al Finley wanted a son. Instead, he got a daughter named George and he never let her forget it. Raised in the life of a hunter, George had learned and understood her...
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Fandom Imagines & Short Stories by NotTheBrightestToad
Fandom Imagines & Short Stories
Just as the title suggests. Fandom is listed in the Chapter Title. Written so I can delete them from my brain and sleep. All stories are xfemalereader unless otherwise stated.
ranking #4 in asguard See all rankings
The Woman Behind the Hood by NotTheBrightestToad
The Woman Behind the Hood
"She firmly believed her entire being to be nothing more than a cruel joke bestowed upon her by the gods of old. With a Rohinian birth, the looks of a Gondorian lady, the name of a great elf maiden of the past...
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