"Give the girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
― Marilyn Monroe

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
― Albert Einstein

"So many books, so little time."
― Frank Zappa

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
― Cicero

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, Or, How to Philosophize With the Hammer

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
― Groucho Marx

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."
― Dr. Seuss

Hey. Just a little extra note. If you want me to edit or read anything, I'm open for suggestions! BUT I do not read fan fiction, books that defy the laws of grammar and spelling or cliche werewolf books. If you ask me to read these, I will send them away IMMEDIATELY!!!

P.S. I only follow people I know and like and people who write great stories. I don't do the follow for follow thing.
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Not_Machine_Washable Not_Machine_Washable Jan 08, 2015 10:16AM
Sooooo, I was about to post the next chapter of The Assassin and, foolishly, I had only saved the second part on Wattpad, and it deleted itself, so I'm rewriting it. Sorry for the long wait. I tried...
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Story by Elliot Salt
The Assassin by Not_Machine_Washable
The Assassin
{Note that, true to its title, this story will have some rather brutal scenes and violence.} Beware the assas...
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