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HEY DUDE !!! I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE STILL ALIVE ??
          KISSU

Hello random people that I don't know. 
          So I'd like to know you and stuff.
          So I reaaaaaallllllly like breathing. What about you?

Jack is so cool, but he's in a bad situation... Like, really bad and EWW situation... CONTINUE ANTHONY, I DEMAND YOU !!!!!

"Of all the work of art in this museum you, madam, are the loveliest"
          Jack felt like throwing up. Maybe it was the food at the buffet. Must have been the extinct bird meat pie or the lobster. Yeah, definitely the lobster... The meat was too red to be honestly fresh.
          Or maybe just the fact he was saying the cheesiest pick-up line ever (even competing against romantic vampire movies level of cheesy) to an lady that could have been his great grand-mother.
          Now, Jack had nothing against old ladies... They usually took a liking to him and were generally really nice and sweet to him. They smelled like parchment and pot-pourri and baked excellent apple pies. In fact, one of Jack best friend was an old lady! But that is beside the point.
          This particular old lady who was standing in front of him wasn't quite like those Jack were used to. The skin of her face was so stretched that her face had a constant awkward (and kind of creepy really) smile, her skin as white as paper with blood red lips ,fitted in a see-through dress that left nothing to imagination ( Jack really wished the contrary), she harbored a crazy gleam in her eyes.
          This particular old lady giggled......GIGGLED.... Like an prepubescent young girl who just saw her favorite movie star and would faint just after...The kind of giggle that sounds like the cackling of a turkey. And that was not the worst part.... She blushed and looks at him with what seemed to be watery eyes. And streched her hand as if to ask Jack to kiss her hand....
          Jack gulped. It was a see-trough glove (Really? The see-trough dress wasn't enough?) and Jack realized that her clothes weren't the only thing that was translucid... The skin of her hand was so white and thin (and wrinkly) that you could  clearly see the blood veins running all over her hand like a terrifying spider web. In a very confusing moment, Jack thought that her hand looked like a Chinese dumpling...

Dear people of Paris, all my condolences. May the victims rest in peace. Hoping that your family and friens are safe and sound.

MILLUMINATI POWER !!!!

Cc merci pour le follow 

Merci du follow ;)

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