@Not_they
Oh, Wattpad. You make me want to scream.
Your romance is not as cool as you think.
Your smut is not as hot as you believe.
Your fanfics give me nightmares that make me want to leave .. ugh.
My eyes are scorched from the romance and crap.
It all just makes me want to take a nap.
Why do you treat me so, Wattpad? Oh my.. Pff—
¿Is it just your nature to be so rude?
Oh, Wattpad. Oh, dear Wattpad.
How your readers are so very flawed.
Where teenagers normalize romance,
And fanfics are so bad, 'cause you play the protag . .
Yes, romance can be funny and all.
But Wattpad, you take it too far . .
With your awful reviews and votes.
You make authors feel like they did bad, even though their writing is top-notch.
Oh, Wattpad is full of trash stories,
Their ratings are all so very cruel.
The readers are just so morbid,
And their votes are all so cruel.
No one cares for quality writing,
They just criticize so much.
They always judge based on trash,
And never on the good stuff.
The world of Wattpad is full of pain,
With readers all so very mean.
Oh Wattpad, with your ratings and votes,
The judgement of which feels like a constant choke.
Where you think you're being creative,
As everyone else puts you down for being "uncreative".
Where your creativity is weighed down by the pressure of votes,
Where you're constantly being pressured,
To become something you don't want to be.
Oh Wattpad, you are such bullshit.