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"My books: Where the 'Good Girl' realization hits and she decides being bad is more fun."

"Soft aesthetic. Heavy attitude." 🎀

CEO of doing exactly what I was told not to do. If you're looking for a damsel in distress, you're in the wrong neighborhood-my girls save themselves and look expensive doing it. 💅✨

"Warning: Reading my work may cause a sudden urge to burn down the patriarchy while wearing silk."

Standard Warning: My sarcasm is a defense mechanism, but my writing is a weapon. If you find my books "too much," that sounds like a personal problem. Have you tried a coloring book? 🖍️

Status: Ignoring my responsibilities to traumatize my fictional characters. It's a full-time job.😋

I'm not mean, I'm just honest. There's a difference, but you probably can't tell from down there.

• "Enter for the drama, stay because you've realized your standards were too low before you met my characters."