I have an unhealthy obsession with coffee, panic at the disco, legend of Zelda and the walking dead. And red Bull. Let's not forget red Bull.

Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay,
And please feel free to be yourself, 
As long as it's in the right way,
Make sure you love your body,
Not too much or we'll tear you down,
We'll bully you for smiling,
And wonder why you frown,
We'll tell you that your worthless,
And then cry with all the others,
As your buried in the ground,
You can fall in love with anyone,
As long as it's who we choose,
And we'll let you have your own opinions,
But please shape them to our views,
Welcome to society,
We promise that we won't deceive,
And one more rule now that your here,
There's no way you can leave.