Oh heavens, no, not the marital nicknames, please. ;(
Anyways, Neamhain (Your great granddaughter and creator of the family tree) saw Colin's thread about you and me, and, well, elaborated on it, and added it to the family tree. We're like the Adam and Eve of the forum. XD And no, Ethan is not your father, actual---
"I AM YOUR FATHER."
*Sigh* Shut it up Darth Vader. -_- Hehe, I feel like being an idiot this evening. :p
Anyway, Ethan actually left the forum, and a new CM, CM Margo (Whom I made an amazing pun about, at which everyone laughed. It was awesome) came to take his place. So, yeah.