Someone take away my ability to name / title things. Please, I don't know what I'm doing and most (all) of the end results are either puns, references, innuendos, cameos, or plot devices.
That may sound like a good thing - and in some ways it is.
But I have been up till three am the past few nights attempting to find a title for one (1) story and it's literally an innuendo of sorts referring to the sexuality of its characters. That literally isn't even a relevant, important part of the overall plot.
I should not have this amount of power