"THE DIRTIER, THE BETTER."

Hey Nouislickers! Nouis mummy here!

Welcome to my account where smut is written and fucks aren't given.

I won't write about myself because it ruins the suspense of knowing about me. That probably ruins the purpose of this bio.

OH WELL! (But my name is Nicole. SHHHHHH!!!)

You're either in this profile because you coincidentally found me, you're bored, you were stalking somebody else's profile and found me or you're one of my obsessive fans that stalk me.

Anyway, you're here and I'd like to welcome you properly with a nice little poem...

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Nouis is life.

PENIS.

ENJOY HORNY HORAN, TOMLINSON LICKERS!

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