@NovaTheProxy
May I interest anyone in some ~graphic design~? I'm very bored, and have no motivation to work on actual art, so instead I'll just make book covers for people. They're not very good, and all are made in less than 2 hours. If you're interested, just ask, I guess. I can provide a portfolio of sorts if you want to see what I've already made. Yeah, that's it. Quality not guaranteed.
i am illiterate
Came up with a short story idea, but ended up being distracted by Slavic mythology...
Umm...writer's block is a thing...and it's killing me. Also procrastination. Generic Sci-Fi Title will probably never be finished, honestly.
[insert cliche happy ukulele music] Oh wow guys, I can't believe I have 11 reads already!!! Wow! *exaggerated gasp* [ukulele music stops] Yeah, I literally don't care, and don't know why anyone would care about this garbage, but thanks I guess.
I am bored and time has no meaning anymore. At least half of those reads were me. I don't care about the story either.
[happy ukulele resumes, but something is off] Thank you all so much for your support! Now, pay me money. Pay me money. PAY ME MONEY. M̶̙̙̀̑Ọ̴͝N̷̢͖̠̊̿̿È̵̯Y̸̢͉̔̽'̴̗͖̇̀Ŝ̶̻̈́̃ ̶̼͑͜N̶̛̮̍Ǒ̴̢̧̨̚T̸̨̅̒̽ ̷̨͊Ȅ̷̱̠̦͘N̴̩̈͠O̷̗̽Ủ̴̳̻̟G̷̼̈́͛H̵̳̖͋͌̚ ̷̟͛̔͝A̸̢̞̹̕͠N̷̖̹͆̔Y̵̛͍M̷͉̅̌Ó̴̩͍ͅR̴̗̼̹̄͝͝E̶͉͌̚.̸̡̹̐̀͋ ̵̳̆̀͆͜P̴̨͖̏̋Ȁ̷̞͙̒Y̷̡̗̑ ̵̧͖̑͜M̷̯̘͇̈̒E̵̮͗͋̃ ̶̧̥̱̽̐̓Ḯ̶͓̲ͅN̷̗̐̚ ̵̡͑͂Ē̷͖̘͆X̶̪̐P̶̬͂͋O̶͖͝Ş̷͕͎̅̎͝U̴̩̓͠R̵͙͛E̷̱̓.̷̧͍̙̈̔ ̵̨͓̋̀̂I̷̝̲̗͘ ̷͇̰̅̈̔W̸̜̖̋Å̵͇͛͠N̶̞̣̾̚͜T̸̹͐̈̽ͅ ̴̳͈̲̎O̵͈͆ͅṄ̶̬̾̅ͅE̷̢̧͖͌̿ ̷̥̑̽M̵̤͂̓̚Ḭ̴̤̅Ḻ̸̝̙̈́L̵̨̦̞̏I̸̛̝̒͠O̷̢̢͓͊̐̚Ṋ̵̣̏͛̈́ ̷̮̝̃̀͝B̷̪͎͌I̷̢͎͑̏̽L̶͇̻̙̿͗͂L̷͔͋I̶͚̋Ǒ̷̐͜ͅN̵̰̠͋̊ ̷̲̝̳͊͝Ė̵̘̠̬͝X̸̜̀͊P̶̝̐Ò̶̰̘̋S̷̙̎́̚Ṳ̵̰͙͐R̴̡̩͈̈́̆̇È̷̯̦̰S̷̡̼̓.̶̗̑ ̵̭̬͎̈́̑̈I̸̞͝ ̷̱͗͆W̴̧̩͎͂Ä̶̮̟̥́̍N̴͇̠̓T̸̘͠ ̶̨̣͎̎͐̂A̵̧̙̐̈́L̴̡̒͜L̵̺̙̆ ̸̩̝̘́̃O̶̦͂̌F̴̨̋̃́ ̴̬̎́Ṱ̶̖͌͠H̵̝̓Ĕ̵̞̝͗ͅ ̷̹̎̔E̵͎͑̓X̸̮̠̹̏P̶̦̳͕͒Ȏ̵̡̲͌͑S̸̯͉̣͒Ụ̷̭̖̋̈́Ṙ̶̬͈Ě̵̛̮S̸̢̛͋̓.̵͖̾̀̎ ̸̘̋G̷̬̪͝ͅI̴̡͎͠V̵͓̣̌̒E̸̞͑ ̸͙̈̿̅M̵̢̬͖̂E̷̼̼̿̐ͅ ̶̫̻̀͜Y̵̥̝̦̔̀Ọ̸͍̻͌U̷̜̝͋̽R̶̬̍̑͒ ̷̢͈͗̈́̀ͅȘ̶̫̻͒Ō̵̘̞̇Ȗ̶͍̩́L̷̹͂̈́.̴̩͚̯̐͐
ab wilmvi Linguem Moderno, an nov ei non znai sto delaire.
Changing all of my profile pictures and banners for one day because April Fools or whatever.