Here in my Wattpad profile, just bought this brand new perspective on reality. But you know what I like more than reality? Procrastination, I procrastinate an important activity every day. 



My name is November Fog and this is my Wattpad account. I work here with my old unreliable tablet and my sun hat- a fabulous piece of head wear. Everything in here is a story or a joke. One thing I've learned after eighteen years, you never know when I'm actually gonna update.



I am November, prince of laziness and defender of the secrets of castle kaleidoscope. This is cringey, my favorite format. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my mighty middle finger and said "By the power of satire, I have the power!" Cringey became cliché as fuck and I became, Bad Bill Bunion the most over powered man in the universe. Only three others share this secret. Our friends the Wall Street Journal, Right to bear arms, and KeemStar. Together we defend castle Kaleidoscope from the evil forces of Barry B. Benson.