Hello I'm eliza and you look positively wonderful. 

I cry a lot but I laugh even more. I drink too much and I should probably be jailed for my overuse of sarcastic remarks. I've made a habit of falling in love with beautiful people I can never have and devoting far too much of my time to tumblr. I'd like too try and fool you into thinking I'm funny, or unique or talented but that'd probably be an insult to your intelligence. 

http://hurricanesinherhead.tumblr.com/

Tay gets the freakin' gay