Ah! A visitor! Do you hear that? Someone has came to my profile! Now, where are my manners? You may call me Noxicon. I am assuming you might wish to know a little bit about me... 

But screw that, just ask, I don't feel like spoon feeding it all to you in this thing!
(If you have a problem with dark humor, swearing, and violence. You might not want to talk to me.)