Hey peeps~...was that awkward? 

Anyways. Lets swiftly carry on! 
According to what my brain tells me,
I may be a fish who lived in chemically contaminated water which has somehow given my incredible human intelligence. Now, however, im residing amongst your dense population as a broccoli at your very home! Late at night when you lull yourself to sleep, I tap away into your computer and post my stories online!!! 

BUT YOU SHALL NEVER FIND ME MAUAHAHAHHAAHAHA. 

Ok bye.

Ps, it seems that I've lost my cousin Marley the Cuttlefish. Please tell me if you've seen him around?