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I'm scrolling on YouTube shorts as one does to procrastinate, and I like a video and sometimes if your like makes it a certain number it'll do a little confetti banner. Tell me why I get a banner with this emoji that says  " six seven" BRO STFU

I think it's kinda funny that my Wattpad birthday (June 10th is eight days away from my half birthday (June 18th)

Wow trump has had such a normal week!/sar First he celebrated new years, then he kidnapped a president and said president's wife, then he went to his golf course and at his golf course he threatened the new Venezuelan president that "If she doesn't do what is right, she is going to pay a very big price, probably bigger than Maduro (I'm pretty sure that is the kidnapped Venezuelan president)"

So my sister and I are home alone so my parents can celebrate their anniversary and not have to worry about someone watching our pets, so we watched both of the "It" movies and a direct quote from my sister after the second one "pennywise made me less scared of clowns"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

YOOOOO MY OLDER SISTER IS HAVING A BABY GIRL!!!!!

This might just be my opinion but I don't think you should be doing fireworks at 12 am on Christmas in a fucking neighborhood not to mention I live in North Carolina where it is illegal to blow off any fireworks that go in the air unless it's new years or 4th of July and that's only if it's rained within a certain time period and the fireworks that ARE legal here year-round do not sound like that

"Do you guys think Trump give princess head, or do you think he's a certified EATER? Do you think he just goes after that D like he wants it more that air??? I don't know." -Some quirked up white boy who looked 17 on YouTube.

I just got back from a four day trip to fucking Florida for my 16th birthday, of course I forgot my old phone (the only way I can access Wattpad without my parents knowing) so I missed some things and didn't get to update you guys along the way :( but it was really fun, we brought my sister's friend cause my older brother was supposed to come but he couldn't and she was the only person that we all got along with even though she annoyed the fuck out of me the whole trip but anyway we stayed at a pretty fancy hotel the first night and the whole point of the trip was to go to Legoland so we went there the second day and spent that night there, then we spent the whole day at the park and I may or may not have spent $320 on Legos, then we stayed at a pretty fancy hotel at Daytona Beach and on the way home we stopped at the second tallest climbable lighthouse in America (according to the lady) and we got delicious ice cream, then we went and swam in the ocean with our clothes on and it was freezing then my mom and I walked off a little and we got to see a wild sea turtle like 15 feet (about 4.572 meters) away. It was so fun bro

Nevermind it was being dumb and saying I didn't update the app even though I did so it didn't show me the playthrough, just the albums and whatever 
          
          Anyway 
          Minutes listened: 39,233 or 27 days (lower than I thought 
          
          364
          Top genres
          1. Indie pop
          2. Midwest Emo
          3. Alternative rock
          4. Pop
          5. Emo Rap
          
          Listening age: 28
          
          Top songs
          1. Bottom(McCafferty)
          2. Can ghosts be gay?(Carpetgarden)
          3. Tim, I wish you were a girl(of Montreal)
          4. As the world caves in(Matt Maltese)
          5. Daddy Issues(the neighborhood)
          Top album 
          1. Cigarettes after sex(cigarettes after sex)
          2. Cry(cigarettes after sex)
          3. AM (Arctic Monkeys)
          4. X's (cigarettes after sex)
          5. Maggot(dazey and the scouts)
          
          Top artists
          1. Cigarettes after sex
          2. McCafferty 
          3. Rainbow kitten surprise 
          4. The Front Bottoms 
          5. Insane Clown Posse 
          
          This is kinda inaccurate as I will fall asleep to cigarettes after sex and I know I've listened to a couple other artists and I have at least a few months where I was basically constantly streaming songs so I do think it's inaccurate but it's still cool to see!