NuhUhHoney

>Opens self insert book
          >”You’re failing history”
          >Exits app
          >Fucking unrealistic 

torture, murder, rape, abuse, genocide
          got fans: yes
          12 year old is a rejected candidate for marriage to her uncle
          got fans: NOW you’ve crossed a line!1!1!!1!

babe are you ok you havent told anyone your pronouns 

i cannot girlboss under these conditions 

Y’all let Cosby out but left Britney in? Girl throw the whole legal system away 

Birth control be like “maybe I’ll just leave an egg just in case, boo”

I’m afraid for when Gen Z people start getting married 

How did we all just casually listen to Hozier on the radio in 2014???

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly I want to as well

ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE 
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          ee~ayy 
          THEY HAVE ONE THING
          THEY HAVE NO MAN 
          YOU CAN GO THERE 
          WHYyyYYyYyYyyYyYyy