TheTrueVillain

I recently got tumblr and just realized I've basically been treating this as tumblr

Hi

Accept my invitation on Temu to help me get my gift!
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          This site is the bomb and has super cheap stuff

This is a story I made based off a dream I had also I just woke up and made it just now but I tried to make it make sense
          
          
          
                                        Once upon a time
          
          
          
          There was a group of friends standing in a grassy alley between the back of a light blue paneled house and a white picket fence with a playground on the right of the house. Then some girl burst through the fence with a chainsaw and mangle one of the guys hands by cutting of the left hands; pinky, ring finger, and middle finger. And the right hands; middle finger, thumb and pinky finger.
          
          And the group was terrified of this girl except for the leader who started complementing their work. Then one of the other girls said "CLAIR!! THEY JUST MUTILATED JOHNNY'S HANDS!!!"
          
          And then Clair said "And? You have to give credit where credits due and this is a masterpiece."
          
          By this point most of the rest have either run away or gotten popcorn to watch the best friend fight. It was then the psychopath realized that Clair was just as insane as her and they proposed and got married then rode away into the sunset with a car chase and a stolen wedding car being happily married in insanity and in normality and became the most well known crime couple on of the planet Eugrith (which is several times larger than Earth) and the rest of the friend group was very happy for them, except for Clair's now ex-bestfriend and Johnny (but Johnny stayed friends with the others), and they all stayed great friends with the couple. 
          
          
          
                                                 The end

I'm looking for a my inner demons Leif x reader fic where we are a singer and a cosplayer and in the story we go to a con and when we get back we basically just chill until we fall asleep and when we wake up we're like shit I forgot to take out my contacts and get out of the cosplay in the bathroom

So I was just looking for x child reader stories and one of the options was child reader lemon and child reader lemon forced
          
          Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Have you ever known the conclusion of a matpat theory before he even thinks of it?

My version of bah bah black sheep
          
          
          Pur pur black spider have you any silk yes sir yes sir three bags full one for the fly one for the bat and one for the human in front of me then I eat my dinner three no more fly no more bat and no more human to bother me

Is it bad that I wasn't certain of a speck of glitter was glitter or blood for a moment?

so I just recorded my first acual video fr my yt and my recording was being and ass and i lost the frst ten min