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In case y'all haven't heard of the most ironic thing this week
          
          Shein is suing Temu
          
          For copyright infringement

Dr Pepper feels like a fellow girlie for some reason- definitely goes by she/they

Here's some amazing news- Chat GPT is on a loss spiral, and it's dying so hard that they're degrading the free model, bringing in ads, and a $200/month subscription 
          
          It's gonna be gone soon and LAWD I CAN'T WAIT

Gang idk if it's true but they're saying all the future queens of Europe have a gc

Y'all will likely get updates on the trilogy in about.... a week

WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT THAT THE CREATOR OF BARBIE AND THE CREATOR OF HOT WHEELS ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE

Did y'all know that Dipper is just a nickname? His actual name is Mason
          
          Mason and Mabel Pines- cute ass twin name pair tho

I don't know if I announced my previous thing, but go look at it y'all- this is HUGE

PCOS is finally getting renamed, and it's a win for AFABs everywhere
          
          PMOS. Polygenodocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome.
          
          The word METABOLIC is now literally in the name, which means everything the root-cause coaches have been screaming about for the last
          decade (blood sugar, insulin, sleep, stress, training load, cycle as information -the 6th vital sign) just got published.
          
          The cysts were never the disease, they were the messenger and the disease was upstream the whole time, so if you’ve ever been told:
          → “your ultrasound is clear” (cysts arent required for diagnosis)
          → “your glucose is normal” (but fasting insulin was never tested)
          → “youre too lean to have PCOS” (lean PMOS exists, and it gets missed for YEARS.)
          → “your cycle is regular” (but ovulation isnt actually happening)
          → “just go on birth control” (which masked the metabolic picture for a decade)
          
          ...your file is officially out of date. Congratulations- you cannot be denied a diagnosis anymore.

Me, tries cold macaroni.... something: "ugh, hand me that cheeto- I need to clean my palate-"
          
          My friend: "Don't you mean cleanse your palate?"
          
          Me: "Yeah, no- after that bland shit, I need to *clean* it-"