A dick in the snow

SCREAMS ST YOU

dude your sucking my moms what??? 

Yall ain’t ready for this one*insert crying emoji*

Guys help I’m gay

Yall better know what guts and blackpowder is because I’m setting aside everything I’m doing to write a book about it, not really I’ve just been locked in my friends basement..

i looked at ur pfp and got jumpscared-

YK it took me like 5 months to realize ur pfp is Kurt Cobain

Guys I’m gay…
          *shocked cat emoji*