NumberOneMilfSimp

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Help- one of the people in my system adopted the personality of Lady D and now I have a god complex and a taste for violence- I'm fucked-

HBCsimp374

Wait- you must tell me who! I have to talk to them more 
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NumberOneMilfSimp

Today I found out that Lady Dimitrescu x Larissa Weems is a thing. I am a lot gayer now

1mY0ur_V3lma

Don't be shy.. Drop the name 
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NumberOneMilfSimp

@Fishergaming199 ITS NOT VERY POPULAR BUT YESSS
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NumberOneMilfSimp

Anyone else crush on bloodthirsty murderers because they're hot, psychotic women way older than you?

Tatiana_Riddle

@NumberOneMilfSimp *Stares at the Countess* No never wdym?? Lmao
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lynnyrebel

@NumberOneMilfSimp the definition of slcina dimitrescu 
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badassgrill

@ NumberOneMilfSimp   yep, Def understanding what ya mean and why do I think of Bellatrix Lestrange?
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NumberOneMilfSimp

If you’re gay and find actresses like Sarah Paulson hot, go watch Ratched. There is a lot of gore, but the plot and love part is to die for

SarahsInhaler

@NumberOneMilfSimp real! She’s like…the hottest
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NumberOneMilfSimp

@SarahsInhaler I an finally say I fully love and understand your user now, she’s so hot-
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SarahsInhaler

REAL! RATCHED IS GREAT EVEN WITH ALL THE GORE
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NumberOneMilfSimp

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I’ve started watching The Sandman. And holy shit Lucifer is fine as hell- maybe it’s the height, or the power, or the wings, or the evil vibe, or the outfit, or all of it. Yeah, it’s probably all of it. Anyway, highly recommend that show- it’s so good

NumberOneMilfSimp

It’s midnight, just had a nightmare. I have to be up at six. I’m going to get up and go play horror games even though I have no one to play with. ACTUALLY- ANY OF YOU MFS HAVE ROBLOX AND ARE UP FOR A CREEPY GAME?!

YelenaBishop08

@NumberOneMilfSimp OKAY WILL DO also my roblox was made when i was like 10 so thats all i can say about it
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NumberOneMilfSimp

@YelenaBishop08 FRIEND ME DUDE! I’ll mail you my user
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NumberOneMilfSimp

What does one do when they have a large gash on their leg from an accident, they have no gauze and have to wear pants mid summer to hide it from parents? Asking for a friend. Google was very inconclusive

SarahsInhaler

@NumberOneMilfSimp use anything available, a shirt, a sock, a sweater, some cloth, literally anything will work until you can find a successful way to bandage it
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NumberOneMilfSimp

@SarahsInhaler It’s even disinfected thoroughly, my main problem is finding a successful way to bandage it. And I understand, when I was around ten or so I got a horrible infection, I nearly died as well
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SarahsInhaler

Get. To. A. Hospital. Or. Get. It. Handled. Trust me, I’ve learned the hard way, when I was around 12 I had a huge gash on my arm and hid it with long sleeves and my shitty parents didn’t question it, but I just left it and it got an infection and least to say..I almost died, care for it and if it’s huge or looks abnormal, get. To. A. Doctor.
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NumberOneMilfSimp

Why can’t I be a Disney princess and make friends with birds? I want a bird friend! Instead I’m the evil witch with a rabid raccoon following me around

NumberOneMilfSimp

@Ezraelle_Peregrine Good, Bandit did a good job
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NumberOneMilfSimp

@Ezraelle_Peregrine I’m gonna make Bandit bite you.
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