NumberRhyme

Bob: Why am I friends with you?
          	
          	Me: Because I tolerate you.
          	
          	Bob: Oh really?
          	
          	Me: Definitely!
          	
          	Bob: Cause I thought it was the other way around...
          	
          	Me: *shakes head no*
          	
          	Bob: *shakes head yes*
          	
          	Me: *shakes head yes*
          	
          	Bob: *shakes head no*
          	
          	Me: Hey bob?
          	
          	Bob: Yes??
          	
          	Me: Haha you said yes! I win!
          	
          	Bob: *Walks away*
          	
          	Me: *Rolls on the floor laughing*

NumberRhyme

Me: Wait... did he just made me think I played him when he really played me?
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NumberRhyme

Bob: Why am I friends with you?
          
          Me: Because I tolerate you.
          
          Bob: Oh really?
          
          Me: Definitely!
          
          Bob: Cause I thought it was the other way around...
          
          Me: *shakes head no*
          
          Bob: *shakes head yes*
          
          Me: *shakes head yes*
          
          Bob: *shakes head no*
          
          Me: Hey bob?
          
          Bob: Yes??
          
          Me: Haha you said yes! I win!
          
          Bob: *Walks away*
          
          Me: *Rolls on the floor laughing*

NumberRhyme

Me: Wait... did he just made me think I played him when he really played me?
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NumberRhyme

What is your favorite food?
          
          I love frenchfries and kit kats 
          
          TELL ME THE FOODS
          
          Bob: You have a problem...
          
          Me: Yeah, you.
          
          Bob: Ouch you actually hurt my feelings
          
          Bob put his hand over his heart in mock hurt
          
          Me: Yeah, yeah....
          
          5 seconds later~
          
          Me: I need food...
          
          Bob rolls eyes and leaves
          
          Me: What did I do?

NumberRhyme

Bob: Steve you are my new best bro. Let's ditch these wanna be's!
            
            *Bob flips nonexistent long hair*
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chickenoftheseaa

Steve: AYEEE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, BOB
            
            Me: Steve, why can’t yo-
            
            Steve: Bob!!!
            
            Me: Steve, you do know he has prob-
            
            Steve: BOBBBB
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