NumberRhyme
Bob: Why am I friends with you?
Me: Because I tolerate you.
Bob: Oh really?
Me: Definitely!
Bob: Cause I thought it was the other way around...
Me: *shakes head no*
Bob: *shakes head yes*
Me: *shakes head yes*
Bob: *shakes head no*
Me: Hey bob?
Bob: Yes??
Me: Haha you said yes! I win!
Bob: *Walks away*
Me: *Rolls on the floor laughing*