Nummy_the_lammy

Hi,are u friends with beaglebagel ?

Fuuck

Me: wanna make a bet
          Pink: ok
          Me: no more hickeys for the rest of the week
          Pink: whhaaat
          Me: deal?
          Pink: and if I loose?
          Me: you has to be my little servant
          Pink:  
          Me: omg not that
          Pink: fine deal xd
          (She hugs me)
          Me: what was that for?
          Pink: what? I cant hug my girl??
          Me: -_- ok.. deal
          Pink: starting now?
          Me: yep 
          Pink: glad I got that out before wevstarted
          Me: got what?
          Pink: nothing UvU
          (Few minutes later) 
          Me: DAMN IT PINK

Me & pink walking down the sidewalk 
          Neighbor: watch out someone saw a snake overthere
          Me: ●_●
          Pink: lets go look
          Me: what..
          (She grabs my arm and run towards it)
          Me: PINKKK
          Neighboor 2: omy god look at it
          Neighboor 3: It just rolled over here and died 
          Neighboor 2: why does it look like that
          Smol child: SPECKLES!!!!
          Me: pink... isnt that the same snake you-
          Pink: Uhhm lets go o.o

Me: Ive been cringing all day I dont think I can cringe anymore
          Pink: oh yeah?
          Me: you cant make me 
          Pink: Imagine a tooth pick in between your bigtoe and your nail, then kicking a wall as hard as you can
          Me: Damn it pink..

What is THAT BACKGROUND PICTURE 

I love my new pillow yuy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER

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