I am but a humble man of many fandoms, in search of the bountiful treasures that may lie within the wonderful world of Wattpad. As a trade, I offer my treasures, which I hope you find most memorable and enjoyable. I will see to it that you may come fond of the things I've shared with you and that I may somewhat brighten your day with my momentous storytelling. I bid thee farewell, kind soul, in hopes that we meet again in some other far off land. Merry readings to you.

As long as I'm alive every story I make that's just meant to be a joke will be written as seriously as possible.