Adeline Kriefall

don't u just hate it when you forgot to read kyle is my spirit jew in cartman's voice so now u legally have to reread it in cartman's voice

I like how a lot of the time, the entire fourth-grade class is perfectly calm and then Jimmy's in the background all nervous or concerned. Like, Jimmy knows when shit's about to go down.

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5569214?show_comments=true just here to supply you with top notch content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt6Wdzv-78U THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER WATCHED SORRY NOT SORRY FOR SPAM

"f-f-fuck me. it's a leprechaun." -jimmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqVqdA2J8Po

https://www.wattpad.com/story/67193692-jimmy%27s-crippling-depression-another-south-park
          read you coward

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gf is prego
          
          we like to get kinky anyways
          
          one night things get particularly saucy
          
          i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
          
          wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
          
          i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
          
          ohshitohshitohshitohshit
          
          i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
          
          she's still bleeding everywhere
          
          by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
          
          oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
          
          storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
          
          he takes one look at ther and says
          
          "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
          
          "WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
          
          "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"