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don't u just hate it when you forgot to read kyle is my spirit jew in cartman's voice so now u legally have to reread it in cartman's voice
NyaOmiArtist2018
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I like how a lot of the time, the entire fourth-grade class is perfectly calm and then Jimmy's in the background all nervous or concerned. Like, Jimmy knows when shit's about to go down.
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also like 200% of what i say to you is about south park oop,, i swear i have actual morals i'm just an obsessed annoying rat
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https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5569214?show_comments=true just here to supply you with top notch content
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt6Wdzv-78U THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER WATCHED SORRY NOT SORRY FOR SPAM
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"f-f-fuck me. it's a leprechaun." -jimmy
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jimmy: "so how w-was it?"
kyle: "how was what?"
jimmy: "s-s-sucking cartman's balls"
kyle: [gay panic]
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https://www.wattpad.com/story/67193692-jimmy%27s-crippling-depression-another-south-park read you coward
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"jimmy valmer seems like a normal kid
but
actually
he's a depressed fuck lol"
NyaOmiArtist2018
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gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
