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I am dying rn omfg. Lunch was a disaster at school, like, first, I said Jesus after some shit face did something dumb, and they thought I said cheese-its. I died. Thankfully I was resurrected in time to be eating lunch laughing with my friend, then my friend's other friends sitting near us shouted "PENIS!" and the teachers didn't notice. The situation escalated and continued until a girl came over to the table, idk who, and said "your not funny!" Then they called her a hoe, and I died of laughing to hard. I am now a ghost speaking from the grave.