( So one of my jalepeños on my plant I've been growing turned red, so I harvested it in hopes of replanting the seeds, and I gave my brother a tiny piece. )
Me:I have discovered true glory, this burning in my my mouth is the taste of the heavens! I must grow more!
Brother:SAVE ME I'M DYING!!!!!!!
Me:Just drink some milk you loser. *sigh* Thank God at least I got our mom's love for spice. You, my brother are a weakling.
Brother:Well, I like salt...
Me:Salt's not spicy...
Brother:If you have a lot of it it is.
Me:*facepalms while having a disgusted look*
