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Plsplspls let the luxiem papes I just requested on Mercari be shipped to me uuuuuu I want the creatures plsplspls they were only 25€ for all 5 of them ueueueue
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Lowkey can still grab the vivi pape from carousell but I'm scared of losing another card to PayPal's bullshit
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Seungri BigBang it's not too late to finish the great Seungri tour
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Rewriting OC's main story cuz I feel like there's too much plot armor in the first story lmao
Chapter 1: Jihee is moving to Japan on her second year of highschool. She's excited cuz her parents enrolled her in a music school and also Yoonbae, her childhood friend since elementary school is also in Japan. (Jihee knows japanese well enough for the amount of times she travelled to see Yoonbae btw) She quickly realizes they're on the same class wow who would've thought.
Chapter 2: Now that these two can be together on the daily, they start their plans to properly form a band just like old times. Maybe then they can finally go pro just like they wanted.
Chapter 3: MEMBER RECRUITMENT YATTAAAAA!!! Yoonbae visits the student council after school and meets up with Seunghyun who agrees. So far they have guitar and keyboard. In the afternoon Yoonbae has a talk with Seungni during dance classes to join them too. They now have a DJ too. Seungni tells her she knows a girl from her class who plays rlly good drums but isn't in a band yet.
Chapter 4: Band meeting at CiRCLE's cafe. Jihee meets the two Seunghyuns for the first time. A silly yet mature 3rd year and an energetic 1st year. The 5th girl is Daesoon, Seungni's classmate who is more reserved and abides by the rules perhaps a bit too much. For their first song, Daesoon printed out music sheets for a RAS song to test how they all sound together. After that, they decide to stay over at Seungni's.
Tbc prolly :D
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Chapter 5: The next morning, Seunghyun wakes up to a mail informing her of the school's annual music contest to which they all agree to join. Jihee takes on the responsibility to write an original song to perform there. ("This Love" is unlocked at this chapter)
Chapter 6: after the first rehearsal, Jihee sees her performance as lackluster and tries everything in her power to fix it. Everyone else is doing such a great job and she feels like she's dragging them down. She tries to improve her bass skills since the band is lacking a bassist and practices nonstop to the point of exhaustion.
Chapter 7: It's the day of the contest's 1st round and the girls all notice something off with Jihee. She tries to tell them she's fine and she just had too little sleep from excitement. Their performance somehow goes perfectly but right after Jihee passes out the second they leave the stage.
Chapter 8: During dance class, Yoonbae tells Seungni that she feels guilty for letting this happen to Jihee. Seungni tries to assure her that it wasn't her fault but she doesn't listen. She's too far into her misery to hear any reason.
Tbc wOOO
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VIPs try not to create ai slop challenge impossible
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The "is *character* in the banner tho" jokes get funny the 644383864545th time trust
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Why is my shitty satire story still getting attention? Great way to ruin my already shitty day of ppl reminding me I missed peak BigBang (to all of you I wish the worst) others actually witnessing the performance in person (to the OT4 especially I hope you get a slow and painful end iykwim) and a 9 hour maintenance on bandori and it's just the fucking morning
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OC posting hehe
I have thought about the voice actresses for BigBang to be very upset about the cult following the bandori equivalent of GTop has gotten. They'd be like "Jihee what have u done u created a monster" cuz at the beginning she used to enable every ship of the characters. During Daesoon's group streams, she makes sure to keep the Vtuber models of these two separated so the chat won't be screaming about GTop etsi GTop giouvetsi. Only once after everything, during BigBang's anniversary AR Live do they feed into it one last time by releasing the full GTop gimmexgimme cover that had been lost media at that point. Jihee and Seunghyun don't hate eachother they just avoid being next to eachother to keep the rabid dogs in control (they fail so GTop is banned from official content. No one else cuz just like irl u don't see other shippers pesting the members). Yoonbae and Seungni don't rlly say anything (Seungni can't say shit cuz gtoppers hate her character for "being a competition for GTop" and Yoonbae goes on frequent internet detox periods)
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The lore expands beyond just the characters in garupa the nonexistent VAs r being fleshed out too
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Caught me at a very OT5 time in my life did I mention Seungri is my BigBang oshi? Hecc yea and every one of the other members stands by him eat my ass OT4 it's not me who is delulu it's you >:D
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Bru I'm sick of explaining to my irls that Seungri isn't the piece of shit every kpop fan ever makes him out to be so yea if u know the band and don't fw him I'm larping as a stinky allergic to showers 4 if I fw u otherwise cuz hOW r they gonna believe me when everyone is so convinced?