K: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
- MAH HEROOOOOOOOOOOO

A: This account is owned by one mature person and-

K: MEEEE

A: We only go by K and A for internet safety, please enjoy our content.

K: OUR CONTENT IS PRACTICALLY JUST OC INSERTS CUZ WE CAN

A: and because we get bored in math class. Anyways, again, we hope you enjoy our herp-a-derp-ness

K: OR I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP LIKE MAH HEERO

A: Ok on with our pathetic and useless lives... Bye

K: BYYEEE!!!!