Salutations!
My name is Alannah and I'm boring af and I have too much OTP's. But dear smol child, me and you both know that 70% of them will never be canon. I cri

I have an unhealthy obsession with YouTube (and by YouTube I mean Dan and Phil, Crabstickz, KickthePJ, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye), books and 5sos. #Cakeislife

Yeah, I like 5sos. F i g h t m e

You can talk to me anytime, seriously.

follow me if you want to see more of my self depreciating jokes!!1!11!!!! (I'm jk don't follow me, I'm meme trash #1)

I also love sad songs so much. I don't really know, they give me inspiration

some bands/artists that I love:
5 Seconds Of Summer, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Twenty One Pilots, Marina and the Diamonds, Marianas Trench, We The Kings, Mayday Parade, Muse, Kodaline, Walking On Cars, Gavin James, Pentatonix, Hozier, The Neighbourhood, The 1975, All Time Low, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, Troye Sivan, Thomston, Catfish and the Bottlemen, Radiohead, Linkin Park, Daughter, Florence + The Machine, Good Charlotte, You Me At Six, Boys Like Girls, Wrongchilde, Foster The People, Paramore, The Maine, machineheart, blink-182, Oasis, Starset, Regina Spektor, Sleeping At Last, Chase Atlantic, Against The Current, Nothing But Thieves, Birdy

if you think I might like a band or artist then please recommend them to me I absolutely love discovering new music



I seriously pity you if you're reading my story bc it's trash.

haha that's funny bc it's like, trash writing more trash. How fun.

The Internet is my *insert picture of Phil Lester here* priority.

Fun fact about me:

Oh so this one time I thought I was Sonic and idk that's it tbh. I am the real Sonic though k



Useless facts about me:
1) I'm left handed.
2) I live in Ireland (Don't stalk me pls)
3) I'm an actual potato
4) My sense of humour disappeared with my ability to have a decent conversation with people.
5) I talk way too much wow.

Stay street, and stay alive |-/
  • JoinedJanuary 11, 2015


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hey so update again, everything here on my account is just...awful. I'm crying internally visiting this again. My stories... Oh gosh. I'm just. Gonna go now and try and erase all of this from my memo...
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