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if anyone wants to hear my stupid thoughts more, my twitter is _frogpiss and my tumblr is burnchurch1s just thought i’d drop that shit here.

i feel like i can count all my old books as crack fics now. it just feels right.

ahhh reveal fics of any sort are my guilty pleasure and i need more of them 
          

i kinda wanna make a groupchat where we all just learn/speak russian, so if anyone’s interested lmk 
          
          (i doubt anyone will bit wtver)

Wattpad needs to stop putting my comments under review for swearing. I’m on the last leg with this app and swearing is my only hope.
          
          Also, I just got a new phone, and I need to figure out how to turn off automatic caps lock.

also, i shaved my head a couple weeks back, so thanks to my main bitch for helping me with that and scaring the living shit outta my mom with me :)

started a job at meijer, and now i'm a cashier-
          
          i'll update you if i start regretting this decision, but i'm putting a reminder here for myself that i get 50% off apparel and accessories and 30% off shoes, along with my regular 10% off, so that's cool.

Ayoo it's your birthday. How do you feel being old as fuck now? Fucking 19 man. Old ass granny over here. Jk I love you so much. Also I know I've harrassed you already on snap but we are gonna ignore that. I'm totally at some point gonna take you out on a birthday date but we gonna have to wait till I get paid and find a day where I'm not job shadowing or whatever.

bro, i think my *least* favorite swear word/insult is someone calling someone else a "pussy."
          
          like "oh, why you gotta be such a pussy" as in "why you gotta be weak as fuck?"
          
          like?? not only is it sexist in saying all women are weak and insults, but also??? the vagina can squeeze out an entire fucking baby?? that shit ain't weak.
          
          i'm just sick of women being sexualized, man.

lmao just got through a one shot book and the only eight chapters of a bxb mercenary book by the same writer, only to look on their board and figure out that they "found god" and god made them a better person, so they won't be continuing the mercenary book. i though it was because it's a mercenary book, but it was apparently because "homosexuality is a sin" and they believe the end is near so we need to do good so we can get into heaven or something. like?? god's gonna know that i'm fucking faking it if i tell him i'm straight just so i can get into heaven- he's fUCKING GOD? if i go to hell for being myself, sign me tf up. the gays, lucifers cats, and i will be partying downstairs while you bitches play chess in heaven. fuck you, bitch. 
          
          fucking "i love homosexuality, and i use to be homosexual, but homosexuality is a sin and sins are dirty" you just contradicted yourself so fucking much. what, your parents force you to go to conversion therapy or something? yeah, we'll see how that shit works out for you later in life.