Mel

I’m sorry Wattpad but I’m moving on to bigger and better things...Ao3, sorry you just didn’t have all that I needed ✌

Sometimes I join a fandom cause their fan fictions seem absolutely delicious 

*while taking a shower* 
          
          Brother from outside the bathroom: Come out! 
          
          In my head: 
          
          Don’t say it
          
          Don’t say it
          
          Don’t say it
          
          Don’t say it
          
          Me under breath: I’m gay

Oh God did my fourth year in wattpad pass??
          
          Or was it my fifth year? 
          
          
          HOLD THE PHONE HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE 

”yOUR NAME IS WRONG-” 
          
          ”IF I MISSPELL IT ONCE ILL CHANGED ALL MY SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS TO MATCH THAT MISTAKE” 

*Can write a story with over 100,000 words*
          
          
          *Cant reach the goal of 1000 words for a school essay*

Pardon me but whoms the fuck is disrupting peace in my neck of the woods.

My favorite Hooman. UwU

It’s not gay if it’s in space! 
          
          *proceeds to stuff myself and attractive same sex person into a rocket ship* 

"Stop tearing this family apart!"
          
          "Yeet!" I yell as I go back to my room